Jeremy's Adventures: Trojan War. Chapter 1

Jeremy's Adventures: Trojan War
Chapter 1: What the hell is going on?

A Music Box was playing Ode To Joy Melody.....

Jeremy: What the hell is going on? How can I fail English! NOOOOOO!!!! My life is ruined!

Mrs. Cardenas: Jeremy! Shutup or you'll have detention!

Jeremy: Ok.... (no you shutup stupid English teacher!)

English was over. All the 6th Graders went to lunch. Jeremy threw a piece of pizza at a girl named Carla who broke his heart. Carla looked around but couldn't find out who did that. Then Jeremy threw a bunch more.

Carla: What the hell is going on?

Jeremy threw another piece but it accidently landed on the bully, Dale....

Dale: WHO THREW THIS!

Nobody knew who did it exept for Jeremy. Then Dale and Carla started throwing pizza everywhere and started a food fight.

Ashley: Oh wow........

Jeremy: Ashley your not even at ths school you moved to Pawtucket.

Then a cheeseburger hit Ashley in the face and she disapeared.

Jeremy: OMG........

a piece of celery covered in orange juice came flying at Jeremy and down his throat.

Jeremy: EWW!!!!

Jeremy threw an orange at Carla and it knocked her out.

The twins Juliana and Jessica kept slapping eachother with slices of pizza.

Juliana: Ow

Jessica: Ow

Juliana: Ow

Jessica: Ow

Jimmy pulled down his pants and started shooting brocoli out of his buttcrack.

Sorangel: Omg ewww!!!!!!!!

One nailed her in the face and she ran to the bathroom crying.

Dale gave Jailson a wedgie and poured choclate milk down his pants.

Jailson started crying.......

Suddenley Vice Princibal Mrs. Toban came barging through the room with an angry look on her face.

Mrs. Toban: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!

Everyone stopped the food fight.........

Mrs. Toban: WHO STARTED THIS!!!!!!!!!

Everyone pointed to Dale because they hated him.

Mrs. Toban: DALE!!!!!!!!!

Dale: No Mrs. it wasn't me somebody threw pizza at my face first!

Mrs. Toban: How can ever single 6th grader in this school be pointing at you when I asked who started this fight?

Dale: ................

Mrs. Toban dragged Dale by his ear to I.S.S wich stood for In School Suspension.

After lunch eveyrone went back to there classes.

Jeremy was in Social Studies. His 2 friends Carlos and James snuck inside the Social Stduies room because they had Science but hated the Science teacher. Then the Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Chagnon, said somehting.

Mrs. Chagnon: Hello class. Now that we have finished the Illiad and the Oddysey, we will be moving on to the story of Oedipus Rex!

Suddenley 3 portals apeared.

Mrs. Chagnon: .......................................................................................................................................

One portal sucked up James, another sucked up Carlos, and the othe rone sucked up Jeremy.

Everyone: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter End.......

What is going on with these portals? Will Dale ever stay out of trouble? Will Jeremy ever get a girlfriend? Will Mrs. Chagnons class ever be done with the Greek Civilazation?

Find out on the next chapter of the Adventures of Jeremy: Trojan War!!!!!!!!!!!!